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Rude Birthday Cards

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  • A humorous birthday card for a brother featuring the message "Brother, there's nobody else quite like you. (Thank fuck for that) Happy Birthday" written in a bold and playful font.

    Brother Nobody Like You Birthday Card

    Introducing the perfect birthday card for the brother who loves a good laugh! Matt white card Blank inside Brown Kraft envelope 14.5 x 14.5cm 300gsm card

    £2.95

  • Birthday card that reads 'Auntie, There's Nobody Else Quite Like You. (thank fuck for that!) Happy Birthday'.

    Auntie Nobody Like You Birthday Card

    Let Auntie know she's one in a million with this cheeky birthday card. She'll know you appreciate her and won't be able to resist a chuckle! Matt white card Blank inside Brown Kraft envelope 14.5 x 14.5cm 300gsm card

    £2.95

  • Peachy bum greeting card that reads 'I Love You With All My Bum (i would say heart, but my bum is bigger). The text is surrounded by images of hearts, stars and peaches.

    With All My Bum Card

    Send love from the bottom of your... bum with this cheeky card. Matt white card Blank inside Brown Kraft envelope 14.5 x 14.5cm 300gsm card

    £2.95

  • Greeting card with a penis joke that reads 'I Really Love Your...' followed by an aubergine/eggplant emoji and the text '... Sens Of Humour'.

    Your Sense of Humour Card

    A rude and funny card for the cheeky chappie in your life. Matt white card Blank inside Brown Kraft envelope 14.5 x 14.5cm 300gsm card

    £2.95

  • Funny greeting card that reads 'I Love You So Much, But When You Snore It Makes Me Want To Grab A Pillow And Hold It Down On Your Face For A Very Long Time...' with a  red heart.

    When You Snore Card

    Don't let a little snoring get in the way of your romance. Show your special someone that you're still smitten with this cheeky card. Matt white card Blank inside Brown Kraft envelope 14.5 x 14.5cm 300gsm card

    £2.95

  • Birthday card from the cat. It reads 'I Licked My Bum Before I Licked The Envelope. Happy Birthday'.

    Cat Licked The Envelope Birthday Card

    Say 'Happy Birthday' in the most inappropriate way, with this funny card from the cat. Matt white card Blank inside Brown Kraft envelope 14.5 x 14.5cm 300gsm card

    £2.95

  • Birthday card with an illustration of a dog and the message "Stop blaming your farts on me, you smelly bastard! Happy Birthday From The Dog.

    Blaming Your Farts On Me Birthday Card

    The perfect way to say happy birthday from their furry friend with a side of humour! This cheeky design features a cute dog illustration and the message 'Stop Blaming Your Farts On Me You Smelly Bastard'. Matt white card Blank inside Brown Kraft envelope 14.5 x 14.5cm 300gsm card

    £2.95

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