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  • Image of a funny birthday card with a cat design and a rude joke.

    From The Cat Birthday Card

    Looking for the purr-fect way to say happy birthday from the cat? Look no further than this cheeky card!  Matt white card Blank inside Brown Kraft envelope 14.5 x 14.5cm 300gsm card

    £2.95

  • Greeting card for a boyfriend featuring the message "Boyfriend, there's nobody else quite like you. (Thank fuck for that) Happy Birthday" written in a bold and playful font with red and pink hearts.

    Nobody Like You Boyfriend Birthday Card

    Say it like it is with this funny birthday card for your boyfriend. Let him know nobody quite compares with his unique qualities, and "thank f**k" for that! Key Features Premium white card Blank inside Brown Kraft envelope Sustainably sourced FSC certified card Naked cards - no cellos or unnecessary plastic Size 14.5 x 14.5cm Weight 300gsm card

    £2.95

  • Image of a funny birthday card with a round blob wearing a pink feather boa and the text beneath reads Forty And Fucking Fabulous!

    Forty And Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card

    This cheeky birthday card is the perfect way to remind your special someone that they're Forty and Fucking Fabulous! Matt white card Blank inside Brown Kraft envelope 14.5 x 14.5cm 300gsm card

    £2.95

  • Birthday card from the dog. It reads 'I Licked My Bum Before I Licked The Envelope. Happy Birthday'.

    Dog Licked The Envelope Birthday Card

    Say 'Happy Birthday' in the most inappropriate way, with this funny card from the dog.  Matt white card Blank inside Brown Kraft envelope 14.5 x 14.5cm 300gsm card

    £2.95

  • White greeting card that reads 'Friendship Is A Lot Like Peeing Your Pants... Everyone Can See It, But Only You Can Feel Its Warmth'.

    Friendship Is Like Peeing Your Pants Card

    Friendship is like peeing your pants - it's warm and comfy! Premium white card Blank inside Brown Kraft envelope 14.5 x 14.5cm 300gsm card

    £2.95

  • Greeting card with bold text that reads 'Sister, There's Nobody Else Quite Like You (Thank Fuck for That!) Happy Birthday'.

    Sister Nobody Like You Birthday Card

    Send your sis a card that lets her know you truly appreciate her uniqueness - in the most lovingly sarcastic way! Perfect for showing your sister some love, while reminding her that she's definitely one-of-a-kind! Key Features Premium white card Blank inside Brown Kraft envelope Sustainably sourced FSC certified card Naked cards - no cellos or unnecessary plastic Size 14.5 x 14.5cm Weight 300gsm card

    £2.95

  • Greeting card with bold text that reads 'Daughter, There's Nobody Else Quite Like You (Thank Fuck for That!) Happy Birthday'.

    Daughter Nobody Like You Birthday Card

    Send your Daughter a card that lets her know you truly appreciate her uniqueness - in the most lovingly sarcastic way! Perfect for reminding her that she's definitely one-of-a-kind! Premium white card Blank inside Brown Kraft envelope 14.5 x 14.5cm 300gsm card

    £2.95

  • 'Happy Birthday To My Fucking Amazing Cousin' birthday card written in a playful font with yellow stars.

    My Fucking Amazing Cousin Birthday Card

    Make their birthday extra special with this bold and funny card: 'Happy Birthday To My Fucking Amazing Cousin'. It's the perfect way to to remind them that they're absolutely fucking amazing! Key Features Matt white card Blank inside Brown Kraft envelope Sustainably sourced FSC certified card Naked cards - no cellos or unnecessary plastic Size 14.5 x 14.5cm Weight 300gsm card

    £2.95

  • Birthday card that reads 'Auntie, There's Nobody Else Quite Like You. (thank fuck for that!) Happy Birthday'.

    Auntie Nobody Like You Birthday Card

    Let Auntie know she's one in a million with this cheeky birthday card. She'll know you appreciate her and won't be able to resist a chuckle! Matt white card Blank inside Brown Kraft envelope 14.5 x 14.5cm 300gsm card

    £2.95

  • Two friends holding glasses of wine with 'I Love Getting Drunk & Chatting Shit With You' text on a hilarious birthday greeting card.

    Getting Drunk and Chatting Shit Card

    Ready to give your bestie a birthday card that's as hilarious as your friendship? Look no further than this funny card! With the text "I Love Getting Drunk & Chatting Shit With You," it's sure to make your friend laugh out loud and feel extra loved on their special day. After all, what's better than getting drunk and talking nonsense with your bestie? It's like a mini therapy session with extra laughs and wine! So, whether you're toasting to another year of amazing memories or just looking for an excuse to pop open a bottle of vino, this card is the perfect choice. Order now and get ready to laugh, chat, and sip the night away! Key Features Matt white card Blank inside Brown Kraft envelope Sustainably sourced FSC certified card Naked cards - no cellos or unnecessary plastic Size 14.5 x 14.5cm Weight 300gsm card

    £2.95

  • Birthday card with an illustration of a dog and the message "Stop blaming your farts on me, you smelly bastard! Happy Birthday From The Dog.

    Blaming Your Farts On Me Birthday Card

    This funny card from the dog features a cheeky message: Stop Blaming Your Farts On Me You Smelly Bastard. Matt white card Blank inside Brown Kraft envelope 14.5 x 14.5cm 300gsm card

    £2.95

  • Birthday card from the cat. It reads 'I Licked My Bum Before I Licked The Envelope. Happy Birthday'.

    Cat Licked The Envelope Birthday Card

    Say 'Happy Birthday' in the most inappropriate way, with this funny card from the cat. Matt white card Blank inside Brown Kraft envelope 14.5 x 14.5cm 300gsm card

    £2.95

  • 'Happy Birthday To My Fucking Amazing Twin' birthday card written in a playful font with yellow stars.

    Twin Fucking Amazing Birthday Card

    Give your twin a giggle with this bold and funny card: 'Happy Birthday To My Fucking Amazing Twin'. Perfect to remind them that they're absolutely fucking amazing! Key Features Matt white card Blank inside Brown Kraft envelope Sustainably sourced FSC certified card Naked cards - no cellos or unnecessary plastic Size 14.5 x 14.5cm Weight 300gsm card

    £2.95

  • Greeting card that reads 'Happy Birthday To My Fucking Amazing Godmother' in a playful, bold font and with yellow stars.

    Godmother Fucking Amazing Birthday Card

    Make her birthday extra special with this cheeky card: 'Happy Birthday To My Fucking Amazing Godmother'. It's the perfect way to show you appreciate everything she does and to remind her that she's fucking amazing! Key Features Matt white card Blank inside Brown Kraft envelope Sustainably sourced FSC certified card Naked cards - no cellos or unnecessary plastic Size 14.5 x 14.5cm Weight 300gsm card

    £2.95

  • Son birthday card that reads 'Son, there's nobody else quite like you. (thank fuck for that!)'. with yellow stars.

    Son Nobody Like You Birthday Card

    Send a cheeky birthday card to a son who loves a good laugh. This hilarious design features the message 'Son, there's nobody else quite like you. (thank fuck for that!)'. Key Features Premium white card Blank inside Brown Kraft envelope Sustainably sourced FSC certified card Naked cards - no cellos or unnecessary plastic Size 14.5 x 14.5cm Weight 300gsm card

    £2.95

  • Birthday card that reads 'Dad, there's nobody else quite like you. (thank fuck for that!)' with yellow stars.

    Dad Nobody Like You Birthday Card

    Send a cheeky birthday card to a Dad who loves a good laugh. Matt white card Blank inside Brown Kraft envelope 14.5 x 14.5cm 300gsm card

    £2.95

  • Birthday card that reads 'Uncle, there's nobody else quite like you. (thank fuck for that)' in a playful font.

    Uncle Nobody Like You Birthday Card

    Give him a laugh and remind him that he's one-of-a-kind... in the best possible way! Key Features Premium white card Blank inside Brown Kraft envelope Sustainably sourced FSC certified card Naked cards - no cellos or unnecessary plastic Size 14.5 x 14.5cm Weight 300gsm card

    £2.95

  • Funny birthday card featuring a round blob wearing a pink feather boa and the text beneath reads: Thirty And Fucking Fabulous!

    Thirty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card

    Celebrate their 30th with a card fit for a queen (or king)! This funny birthday card is the perfect way to remind your special someone that they're Thirty and Fucking Fabulous! Key Features Matt white card Blank inside Brown Kraft envelope Sustainably sourced FSC certified card Naked cards - no cellos or unnecessary plastic Size 14.5 x 14.5cm Weight 300gsm card

    £2.95

  • Image of a funny birthday card with a round blob wearing a pink feather boa and the text beneath reads Fifty And Fucking Fabulous!

    Fifty And Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card

    Celebrate their 50th with a card fit for a queen (or king)! This funny birthday card is the perfect way to remind your special someone that they're Fifty and Fucking Fabulous! Key Features Matt white card Blank inside Brown Kraft envelope Sustainably sourced FSC certified card Naked cards - no cellos or unnecessary plastic Size 14.5 x 14.5cm Weight 300gsm card

    £2.95

  • White greeting card that reads 'Happy Birthday To My Fucking Amazing Auntie' in a playful font and with yellow stars.

    My Fucking Amazing Auntie Birthday Card

    Make her birthday extra special with this bold and funny card: 'Happy Birthday To My Fucking Amazing Auntie'. It's the perfect way to show you appreciate everything she does and to remind her that she's fucking amazing! Key Features Matt white card Blank inside Brown Kraft envelope Sustainably sourced FSC certified card Naked cards - no cellos or unnecessary plastic Size 14.5 x 14.5cm Weight 300gsm card

    £2.95

  • Playful and funny birthday card for mum, featuring bold text that reads 'Mum, There's Nobody Else Quite Like You (Thank Fuck for That!) Happy Birthday'.

    Mum Nobody Like You Birthday Card

    Say it like it is with this cheeky Mum Nobody Like You Birthday Card! Show your beloved mum how much you appreciate her with this funny yet heartfelt greeting card. Be bold and give her a laugh on her special day! Key Features Matt white card Blank inside Brown Kraft envelope Sustainably sourced FSC certified card Naked cards - no cellos or unnecessary plastic Size 14.5 x 14.5cm Weight 300gsm card

    £2.95

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